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		<title>Tea And Cake Or Death?!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, hello! You must certainly have stumbled across my blog thanks to my impertinent American cousin (by marriage, thrice removed), Atherton Bartelby. However, as I only agreed (under considerable duress, I might add), to enter the online world in order to guest blog over at my cousin&#8217;s blog during his numerous and frequent periods of&#8230;er&#8230;&#8221;convalescence&#8221;, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nicholasbartelby.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2742412&amp;post=11&amp;subd=nicholasbartelby&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, hello!</p>
<p>You must certainly have stumbled across my blog thanks to my impertinent American cousin (by marriage, thrice removed), <a href="http://athertonbartelby.wordpress.com/">Atherton Bartelby</a>. However, as I only agreed (under considerable duress, I might add), to enter the online world in order to guest blog over at my cousin&#8217;s blog during his numerous and frequent periods of&#8230;er&#8230;&#8221;convalescence&#8221;, you&#8217;d really best stick to reading him. After all, he, as he is rather overly fond of claiming, is &#8220;a rock star living large in Paradise,&#8221; whereas I, as he is also rather overly fond of claiming, am &#8220;a tired lecturer who only made it out of the Renaissance successfully when he drank too many G&amp;Ts at <b>one</b> Wadham party and vomited on the girl he fancied at the time&#8221;.</p>
<p>Or, again, to put it more succinctly (my cousin always was too wordy; his college tutors were always telling him to cut back on his extraneous verbiage), best stick to reading him.</p>
<p>But thank you ever so much for stopping by!</p>
<p>Fondest regards,<br />
Nicholas Thaddeus Bartelby</p>
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